I. I AM NOT DEAD but I think sometime over last summer I might have become an adult???? Idk it is truly horrible, make it stop ( Read more... )

I. LOOK I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS:

(a) Immortality is Better with Smooching by shinyopals, the TVD/Doctor Who crossover I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED where Stefan and Ten bond in a bar.

(b)Worst Case Scenario by _thirty2flavors, wherein Rose gets turned into a vampire.

BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, FLAWLESS ETC.

II. BUST MY CAMMALLERI SHIRT AND ROCK IT:

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Playoffs start this Thursday. \o ( Read more... )

None of the four major parties blinked this week so Canadians are probably going to the polls as early as the first week of May. The Opposition parties will probably topple the government tomorrow with the election period start to set as early as Saturday or Sunday ( Read more... )

-Cops to probe Pacioretty hit: apparently police were so flooded with 9-1-1 calls from Montreal fans yesterday they had to ask people to stop phoning in. ALSO ALSO I was considering this very thing by trying hard to think back to first year crim, and I am pretty sure the rule in sports is that you do impliedly consent to certain assaults, BUT ( Read more... )

Ugh I feel bad harping on this again especially since there are so many posts I want to make about TVD/March Madness/my RL etc., but this is really consuming all my emotional energy at the moment and if I don’t get it out I’m going to curl up in the corner with tears of fire and ice rage and that is never a dignified thing to do ( Read more... )

SO THIS HAPPENED DURING BOSTON VS. MONTREAL AND IT RANKS AMONG THE WORST HOCKEY HITS I HAVE EVER SEEN:

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TEARS. JESUS. :| :| AFTER IT HAPPENED, MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS STILL ALIVE.

ZEDENO CHARA, I HOPE YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR A VERY LONG TIME. AND ALSO THAT OTHER BAD THINGS BEFALL YOU BUT I AM TOO CLASSY TO SAY ( Read more... )

Poor Kali sent me an email yesterday about the weirdly designed Calgary Flames uniforms and I responded basically going OMG DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT HOCKEY RIGHT NOW. It is a sad state of affairs. Though I think it says something about my current mental state that I'm going "LOL OH YOU GUYS, ON A TWO WEEK SLUMP AGAIN." W/E they happen, the Habs ( Read more... )

I. TRAGEDY STRIKES CANADA: Canada lost the World Junior Championships to Russia in a spectacular third period meltdown Wednesday night which, if you read the paper (and I do), might give the impression that it has sent the entire country into a tailspin of self-doubt and existentialism about our future. I didn't actually watch the game because a). ( Read more... )

I. Last night's game against the Philadelphia Flyers was such a tragedy omg. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING, I walked around for the next three hours feeling like this guy:


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I. My bb Cammalleri has been suspended for one game for being a douche to another player so he will miss the series opener this Thursday against the Leafs. D:

One fan on Twitter put it this way which made me laugh:

Difference between #Habs and #Leafs, Montreal can lose their top goal-scorer for a game and their chances to win don't drop by 60%.
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